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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:57 am | |
| Granted but Trees grow out of the ground at such an amazing pace that they impale you and all of your loved ones.
I wish to be an angel. |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:07 pm | |
| granted but you fly to close to the sun and then fall
i wish i could fly | |
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Tuuc
Posts : 18 Join date : 2010-02-07 Age : 32 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:09 pm | |
| Granted, you can fly, but the ghost of irony comes to haunt you because of your last comment and you get skin cancer from sunbathing.
I wish I was ignorant. | |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:14 pm | |
| granted but no one wants to talk to you becouse you are so ignorant so you commit suicide
i wish that there was a apocalipse and the only people left are me and other people that i chose | |
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Tuuc
Posts : 18 Join date : 2010-02-07 Age : 32 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:20 pm | |
| Granted, but the apocalypse by definition destroys the Earth, leaving you to slowly starve to death as the solar rays enter the atmosphere and burn you, while your immune system gives up and lets diseases enter your body, all this happening while the nuclear waste from the apocalyptic nuke war finds its way into your body and causes slow, painful inner bleeding.
I wish I wasn't so tired. | |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:28 pm | |
| granted but you faint instead
i wish that scrubs was true | |
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Tuuc
Posts : 18 Join date : 2010-02-07 Age : 32 Location : Finland
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 12:30 pm | |
| Granted, but now you have the crappy intro song playing non-stop in your head.
I wish this forum actually had some roleplayers (HINT HINT). | |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:08 pm | |
| granted but not in this area
i wish that i could sing | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:31 am | |
| Granted but you didn't say how well, you can sing but very badly.
I wish that Nothing bad could ever happen to me. |
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Noriko Admin
Posts : 215 Join date : 2010-01-31 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:02 pm | |
| granted but nothing will ever go right for you
I wish for Seiji to be my pet | |
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Teleute Moderator
Posts : 39 Join date : 2010-01-29 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:04 pm | |
| Granted, but he turns rabid and bites you
I wish never to die | |
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Noriko Admin
Posts : 215 Join date : 2010-01-31 Age : 34
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:08 pm | |
| Granted but you are a zombie
I wish i didnt get rabies | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:11 pm | |
| Granted but you get AIDS instead
I wish that I was Dead. >.> |
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Teleute Moderator
Posts : 39 Join date : 2010-01-29 Age : 29
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:15 am | |
| granted but you end up a zombie (technicaly dead)
I wish that I had a Mustang GT | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Sun Feb 14, 2010 1:19 pm | |
| Sweet....
Granted but you get a Mustang horse with GT Stamped on the side.
I wish Bill was a girl. XD |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Sun Feb 14, 2010 2:59 pm | |
| granted but he is a lesbian and rapes you
i wish that i had everything i wanted | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 5:12 am | |
| Granted but you find something even more valuable, That you want.
I wish Pizza's lasted forever! |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 9:21 am | |
| granted but they stopped having any good typs of it
i wish that i was my character | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 1:24 pm | |
| granted, you're now just plain text in a forum
i wish that nothing bad happens to anybody including me when i wish that this topic wouldn't be so pointless |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:35 pm | |
| granted but after a week bad stuff happen again XD
I wish I had a better skateboard. |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:36 pm | |
| granted but you fall and brake your spine so cant skate ever again
i wish i had some food | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:43 pm | |
| granted but it poisons you.
i wish i had some food that wasn`t poisonous. |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:47 pm | |
| granted but you have one grain of rice
i wish i had a wish with no consequences | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:49 pm | |
| granted, but you die 1 year later and your death has nothing to do with the wish.
I wish I could fly. |
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dogadon Number King
Posts : 663 Join date : 2010-01-16 Age : 29 Location : england
| Subject: Re: Corrupt Wish Mon Feb 15, 2010 6:50 pm | |
| granted but you die from uv radiation | |
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