Corrupt Wish

granted but you lose all your intelligence

i wish that i was a genius

Granted, but you're brain explodes.

I wish for a kitty that loves me and will stay by side until it dies from an old age of 25 years

granted butit kills you then eats you and loves tha taste but its legs brake and so it has to stay next to your carcass

i wish for nothing

That was just messed up, dude...

Granted, but you die from no food, water, and air, because you wished for "nothing"

I wish for a billion dollars

granted but you get ran over

i wish for a Ferrari

meh i have an unusual mind

Haha i was wondering how being run over by a car had anything to do with getting a billion dollars. If it's just how your mind works, then it makes sense now. xP

Granted, but it turns out to be stolen and you go to jail

I wish for Dan to be my boyfriend

(just joking, of course)

granted but i am an abusive person (im not)

i wish that i could live like i wanted to

Hmmm... even if you were an abusive person, with my way of thinking, i'd think i deserved being hit for some reason or another and wouldn't put the blame on you.

Granted, but since you're so lazy, you have to live in your grandma's basement.

I wish for something fun to do!! ugh...

granted and you go on a roller-coaster but it crashes like in final destination 3

i wish that i could be wherever i want

Granted, but you go everywhere naked >.>

I wish for guys to stop falling for me....

granted but you fall for them instead

i wish that i could speak Latin

Granted, but everybody else speaks Mandarin-Chinese

I wish for this game to change its rules

Btw, i wouldn't fall for anyone around here >.> They cling worse then hungry leeches.

lol

granted but the rules are never used

i wish i had a better childhood

Granted, but you get a worse future

I wish for guard dogs that would attack every guy that came near me

Granted, but you new boyfriend comes to give you a kiss and they attack him, and won't listen to you when you call them back.

I wish for my last boyfriend to burn up in pieces. :\

granted but unfortunately he didnt feel it

i wish my dog lucky was still alive

Granted, but his name gets changed to Friday the 13th and he dies right after burying the winning lottery ticket.

I wish for no homework!

Granted, but you have a big test and no way to study for it!

I wish for some thing to snack on that isn't more than 150 calories. x_x

Granted, but you get diharea right after eating it.

I wish I had cookies O:

granted but it was burnt to ashes

i wish i had super powers

Granted, though someone stronger would come and destroy your home.

I wish I had more free time.

granted but in the free time you cannot leave your house

i wish i wasent me

(Lol that would be heaven for me xD) Granted, but as another person you would be poor, and often judged by it.Forcing you to be a loner.

I wish I passed the test I have in monday. o.o

granted but you fail every other test you ever take (i am a loner anyway)

i wish i wasent so shy

(Awz) Granted, but girls would take your "freedom" the wrong way and call the cops.You'd end up in jail for 5 years.

I wish my brother would stop smoking.