Corrupt Wish

i wish jay leno and conan o'brian stop fighting

Granted but they kick your butt instead!

I wish that Nuclear missiles spread flowers when they went off.

granted but they are dismantled before they can be used as humans find other ways of destructive warfare

i wish to have xray vision

granted but it only works on guys who like you in a gay way

i wish i was a demon irl

granted, but because of eating and consuming such a perfect thing, you lose your love and lust for life and become an unmotivated soul for the rest of your days

i wish countries would stop bickering

Granted, but humans were slaughtered and replaced by robots. I wish everyone could be happy! :3

Granted, but then everybody just gets smiles plastered on their faces forever

I wish for my kitty to not be sick anymore

Granted , but your cat runs away afterwards.

T_T I wish someone would pay the rent for my apartment.

granted but your apartment burns down with you in it

i wish i was the illusive man

Granted, but you get stuck in the Mass Effect RP game until someone lets the aliens win.

I wish for the human race to get an IQ higher than 140

granted but most of them have less than 1 point

i wish that i had more of a life

Granted, but you get so caught up with so many important things to do that you die from overwork.

I wish to be Aphrodite reincarnate

granted but you die while being born

i wish that i didnt have to do anything unless i wanted to

Granted, but people get jealous of this wish and hate you

I wish for an interesting guy to talk to >.>

granted but it is me

]i wish i stoped doing this

Granted, but you can't come back to this site ever again

I wish for sleep to take me

granted but you never wake from a horrific nightmare

i wish that i had the same abilities as my charicter

Granted, but you're in a zoo for being abnormal

I wish to travel the world peacefully

granted but beforec you do you ae sent to a world a centimetre big

i wish i could grant any of my own wishes

Granted, but you only get one wish and you don't know what to wish for.

I wish for my brother to not be autistic.

granted but he gets his spine damaged and cant move

i wish that i could use telekinesis

Granted, but everything you try to move with your mind will magnetize at a high speed toward your crotch.

I wish for true love

granted but they die after you meet them

i wish for everything i can

Granted, but the wish-databank couldn't compute all the things you wanted and it crashed, so you got a sticker that says "We're sorry!" instead

I wish for people to stop being stupid